Local Christian Singles Waiting to Meet You – Christian Singles
A couple of times a week I receive an email with a subject line of Local Christian Singles Waiting To Meet You, or Meet Single Christians in Your Set Now. The query that pops into my mind is what are the alternatives to Single Christians? Perhaps a trip down pagan worshiping cannibalism might be a nice change of pace or Axe Throwing Physco’s looking for love.
Now that I am single again I have ventured into a few of the sites, like eHarmony.com. This site is a little different than the others in that you are interrogated by a former S.S. Officer for over an hour to determine who your soul mate should be, then if you are lucky you see a picture of your new found love after you meet her and she turns out to be a animal activist that wants to bomb schools for serving meat to students.
Then you have JDate.com an exercise in who you are not, the profiles on these sites are laughable, like I love long walks on the beach and am open to new experiences, then you meet and their idea of a walk on the beach is while they view it from the bar they are drinking at that night, and a recent experience is the new bar they hit last week.
AmericanSingles.com isn’t any better, and should be avoided, but this barely even touches the really scary dating sites like dailydiaper.com (yes pics of people who like to wear diapers are waiting to meet you), or the numerous sites dedicated to convict dating with the prisoners release date in their profile. Another great one is FarmersOnly.com so if your into farming and you want company beside the tractors and cattle this is your site.
Then you have DateMyPet.com promises to hook up pet lovers with other pet lovers, and not lovers with their pets. The idea is not too bad – after all a dog on a leash can be good ice breaker when trying to strike up a conversation with a hot girl at the park — but I think that this site goes a bit overboard when its users are asked to set up dating profiles for their pets and then people are matched based not just on their own compatibility but also on that of their pets.
There is an entire slew of slightly weird and odd dating web sites, in fact way to many to veil in a single article. I do however advise caution in contacting folks on some of them or you may raze up with shaved testicles and a yorkie for a roommate, a story for another time.
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